Thursday, October 4, 2012

Don't Mention the Whore

HEY, you luvvies at Fairfax and the ABC, better crank up that racket about Alan Jones another notch (or revive Abbott The Wall Puncher, the previous week's theme, which has gone off the boil a bit).

HSU sleazebag Mike Williamson has just been arrested and, if you don't sustain the din, there is a possibility the public might enjoy a moment's peace to consider the matter of the brothel-creeping Craig Thomson and our Prime Minister's reliance on his vote, not to mention her own immersion in union corruption.

Yeah, quick, whack on (and off) about Jones. As quality journalists, you know it is the right thing to do.

A FURTHER THOUGHT: As Williamson's daughter worked until recently in the office of the Prime Minister, it can be taken for granted that he is an intimate of Gillard, who has quite possibly added his notch to her bedpost, beside those of Craig and Bruce. As a married man, she must have found him irresistible.

AND A CLARIFICATION: The "whore" in the headline refers to Williamson, not Gillard, who is not known to have accepted money for sleeping with other women's husbands.

Bathroom renovations, a new fence maybe, but not cash on the dresser.

17 comments:

  1. ......and Slipper, don't forget Slipper. Have to keep the Alan Jones saga longer yet.

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  2. The former National President of the Australian Labor Party no less!

    And the conga line of the apparently blind ALP functionaries never knew or suspected this icon of the Labor movement.

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  3. Meanwhile the very attractive ALP cheerleader, P.Coorey,reports that "Gillard vows never to talk to Jones again". I guess a blow-job would be out of the question then.

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    1. Shouldn't have been drinking the late morning coffee when I read this little gem. Got to clean the bloody 'puter screen now.

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    2. Settle down fellows. Not nice.

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    3. Worry not Pamela , Conroy will fix "not nice" for you soonish......god how I crave the State telling me what's "not nice".

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  4. Williamson has slept with other women's husbands?

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  5. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.October 4, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    In her young and naive days, Gillard subscribed to a feminist view of marriage which saw wives as merely prostituting themselves for security. This demented sort of stuff probably had some effect on her past activities in eschewing marriage herself (even if she didn't eschew some of the goodies) and perhaps having little concern about maintaining the marriges of others. Doubtless she'll have to marry Tim in a blaze of pre-election contrition and redemption orchestrated by spin-father McTernan.

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    1. Whatever it takes.

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    2. I can see it now (tho I wish I couldn't).
      Tim and Tha Lava Hizlyfe united in a private ceremony - exclusive coverage in The Womens Weekly of course.
      Two weeks honeymoon and then Jooolya announces the election date.

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  6. "......and Slipper, don't forget Slipper."

    Did Slippery turn up today in the horsehair, ermine hood and silk stockings and try to sit in the big chair?
    I am led to believe he does enjoy dress-ups .... strictly business you understand ... not on weekends.

    The Irish Lion

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  7. "Williamson has slept with other women's husbands?"

    Apparently he screwed over one Mr Thomson, Member for Dobell for now.

    The Irish Lion

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    1. Is it possible to hear "the Member for Dobell" visualising Leak's cartoon of Thommo at the knock shop?

      They are going to have to rename the electorate and send the bill to the HSU to pay.

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  8. A whore is morally superior to a gold digger. Consider a putative a whore compared to, say, Heather Mills (the one-legged one who fleeced Paul McCartney of a few hundred million). A whore has a straight forward contract which she fulfils. A gold digger, on the other hand, is actually of of ill intent and is duplicitous and typically high in psychoticism; c.f. the facial expressions of Mills and Gillard and note the similarities.

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  9. Come out from behind your tag, coward.
    At least we know the names of the other right wing, misogynist nutjobs.
    Stick your head on TV and repeat your comments.
    Gutless creep.

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  10. " . . . .

    Gutless creep."
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    Signed,

    Anonymous.


    I love it.

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    1. Logic obviously not a strong point. You gotta watch the barren ones.....evil

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