Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Legs crossed for once


HAVING crossed the floor this afternoon to defend the sanctity of traditional marriage, Julia Gillard shoots the breeze on the opposition benches with Craig Emerson, who ran from wife and children to warm the sheets once stained by Bruce Wilson.

Do the former Mrs Wilson and Mrs Emerson know each other? If not, they should talk. They have at least one thing in common.

UPDATE: ... and another perspective on marriage. (Youtube link now fixed)



23 comments:

  1. Bravo Professor, that's a bullseye.

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  2. Emmo, I see, is seeking the relative safety of spectacles - not risking the vanity of contact lenses in the presence of New Improved Julia. We hope the ones of hers he famously swallowed were of the soft, rather than the hard variety (though that might explain his somewhat pained expression). But he probably has inside knowledge as to whether she swallows. (Please - I'm talking about lenses!) Anyway, there is little chance of the worlds of Mrs Wilson and Mrs Emerson colliding. One lost out to Young Naive Julia, the other to Old Julia. Tim gets to enjoy Real Julia, and got the losing of the wife and kids in early, saving them from any unnecessary consternation.

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  3. That Emerson bloke should be careful.
    Gillard's nose will put his eye out for sure.

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    1. Gillard's nose? ....sigh!

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  4. Sharp shooting Proffessore! Right between the eyes! Roll on the Peples Revolution where we rid ourselves of these parasite TICKS .REVENGE! , ! Tell your blog to get simpler i cant read the robot shit

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  5. Sheet stainer Wilson....also married at the time.

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  6. Julia was only a home-wrecking harlot into her 40s because she was young and naive.

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  7. Nice one professor but be careful, your peers at Melbourne University are signing petitions to stop this kind of sexual abuse of our ranga PM. But in her case, if the shoe fits, she should wear it.

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  8. Craig, I'm really sorry our delightful assignation in Vladivostok was cut short. Come around tonight. It's ok, Tim is still locked in the shed.

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  9. Watching Emerson responding to a Dorothy Dixer in Question Time, one began to wonder if he had remembered to take his meds, or if, in fact, he had overdosed on them. It is possible however, that his wild, maniacal rant was more of a hormonal aberration, in light of the photograph supplied.

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  10. Emerson swallowed Julia's point of view and after inspection of the stool, he has had a bad case of pink eye ever since..
    Gillard was ugly all her life. Emerson and Wilson not only show their true ethics but also lack of taste.
    The same applies to Roxon and Shorten, two particularly unpleasant and ugly people.
    Is the Labor party a Swingers club for misfits & Uglies?

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  11. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.September 20, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    Muslim man meets love and is married within a week! A heartwarming story. He must have fallen hard for those nice eyes and soft brogue. Wonder when he saw under that veil. Maybe she let him peek first. Puts a new perspective on try before you buy. I wish them every happiness together and hope they and any children they may have avoid the worst aspects of Allah's death cult. Most sincerely - peace be on them.

    No such benediction for Ms. Gillard. I fear she has wrought too much havoc in too many places, public and private, for my words to do much good.

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  12. A good swing Prof. On local radio every week we get Craig baby pontificating on all manner of subjects and praising Julia, praising Julia, praising Julia. His funniest remark I heard was him saying parliamentary life was hard on families and he did not even choke on the words.

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  13. Concentrate on her failures as Pm not her persona so much!
    I don't share this woman's ethics and morals, I feel she detracts from the dignity and respect of the office of PM and I don't watch QT because I cannot stand her aggressive and foul mouthed way of attacking the LOTO( eg Jack the Ripper)and now sooling her female Mps on to try to paint him as something he surely is not, just because they have no decent policies or competence on her side of the House. Dear God , please rid us of this awful woman and her stool pigeons SOON!

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  14. Judging by the way Craig is doing a double-hander grip down in the zipper department, he got a stiffy when she crossed her legs.

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  15. One would have to feel sorry for the motel owner who had to put up with this couple. He/she would see the commonwealth cars arrive and then pretend to not observe what transpired. Lets just have a guess at the take away menue-----------------hot pizza, with heaps of cheese. Next morning, the cleaner, armed with litres of disinfectant would have to clean up the joint. I feel sorry for Mr Emersons daughters especially, as it is them that have to wear this stigma.

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  16. At least he didn't marry his 1st cousin... or did he, who'd ever know?

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  17. Craig Emerson was at one stage tipped to be the PM in future years [back in the day of Hawke], then he moved in with Julia the rest as they say is now history. Julia is the PM he is not.

    He really should stop making a fool of himself the way he jumps to her rescue all the time, Julia is a big girl and can fight her own battles.

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  18. This emmo is seriously flawed! How the Hell he became a "doctor" escapes me! It proves unis get too much money,to "educate"this Wanker! Fancy leaving your wife and kids to root jooLIAR giLIARd? eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrk Shuddddddderrrrrrrr.sheeeeeeeeittt.

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  19. Dear Professor,
    How can I get this image of Julia Gillard and Graig Emerson in the sack out of my mind? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

    PS: where is the first bloke these days? Sent to Siberia?

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  20. Our Lying Slapper. F**k me she's an embarrassment.

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  21. So beautifully written ..... And the headline was also a beauty.

    Thanks Professor

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  22. Congratulations on a brilliant piece of journalism. Larry Pickering would be proud of you.
    Mysogonist nutjob.

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